@shatty48: Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets.
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@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
@4boding: My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she’s learned enough in school. She’s 5.
@AdmiralAkbrown: "Oh look, it's sleeping!" "Oh look, it's sleeping!" "Oh look, it's sleeping!" -every trip to the zoo, ever