@shatty48: Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets.
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@MacAnnabella: My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)
@EtobicokeErnie: My neighbour is on his front porch wearing a Halloween mask and oven mitts while trying to remove a wasps nest. This should be interesting.
@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing.