@TheMichaelRock: Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink.
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@Dawn_M_: I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind.
@abbycohenwl: She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly. He (sigh): Ok It's...your "signature sex move" She: Judgmental Corpse?