@TheMichaelRock: Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink.
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@Jam453Lane: When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house.
@MrsGoose69: Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once.
@KalvinMacleod: ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: ok [later at zoo] A: wtf M: a lemur A: I said leader M: well ur ship is so loud I couldn’t hear a damn thing