@TheMichaelRock: Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink.
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@bourgeoisalien: Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida.
@Goofpoops: If Kevin Spacey doesn't sign his name like this Kevin E Then he's pretty damn stupid...
@Paxochka: I'm 5'5" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things.
@radtoria: Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and