@TheMichaelRock: Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink.
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@iGreenMonk: Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.
@Oh_God_Why_Me: Just told my driving instructor to put his seat belt ON for his safety. I'm definitely going to get the license this time.
@Sorrowscopes: Leo: You will unwrap a package of Pop Tarts and none of the corners will have fallen off. This is how you will know you died in your sleep.