@erikbransteen: Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?
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@ehchino: "What is your reason for divorce?" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
@causticbob: If I were a Scooby Doo villain, I'd take the whole thing to court. How hard can it be to overturn the testimony of 4 kids who talk to a dog?