@erikbransteen: Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheToddWilliams: [high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude
@UNTRESOR: "How did you sleep?" "On my back, mostly. At one point I tried to climb into my dryer but I couldn't fit."