@DamienFahey: "Now, tilt your head and give me total scumbag!" - Realtor headshot photographer
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@UnicornSyrup: "I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled "Ninja School", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"
@aksorojas: Hell hath no fury like a teenage girl who perfected her right eyebrow but not the left one.
@Reverend_Scott: Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Why didn't you text me? I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
@jumpdashark: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly." ~ me talking shit to my peanut butter sandwich.