@DamienFahey: "Now, tilt your head and give me total scumbag!" - Realtor headshot photographer
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@EJGomez: teacher: "there are no stupid questions" me: "ya ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"
@MatCro: [heaven] IAN: I only regret the things I didn't do ME: Me too I: Like, I didn't swim with dolphins. You? M: I didn't stop poking a bear
@jergarl: 1980: busy signal (I'm busy af) 1990: call waiting (hold on I'm busy af) 2017: voicemail (I declined your call to watch cat videos)