@CauseWereGuys: Now we know..
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@theshamingofjay: I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours
@PersianCeltic: Do you smoke? Smokers: "Yes." Non-Smokers: "Never have, never will." Stoners: "Smoke what?"