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@Michael_Erhart: "Now?"
"Not yet."
"Now?"
"Not quite."
*Car approaches*
"Now?"
"Now."
-Deer crossing the road

“Now?”
“Not yet.”
“Now?”
“Not quite.”
*Car approaches*
“Now?”
“Now.”
-Deer crossing the road

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