@capricecrane: Now's a good time to change your facebook name to "Nobody," so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, "Nobody likes this."
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@batkaren: ME: I give you all my love and infection. HIM: Um. Don't you mean love and 'affection'? ME: ... HIM: ... ME: You should get tested.
@GlennWool: when the news anchor says "if you know anything about the crime please contact police" dont call the police and re-tell the news story
@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.