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@HlaoRoo: NRA member: I've got guns. I'm in charge.

Me: That's nice. I've got bubonic plague - "cough, cough" - now you do, too.

I win.

NRA member: I’ve got guns. I’m in charge.

Me: That’s nice. I’ve got bubonic plague – “cough, cough” – now you do, too.

I win.

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