@Tommytoughstuff: Number one rule as a snake charmer, never fall in love.
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@radtoria: if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free
@BradBroaddus: My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full.
@BuckyIsotope: “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight.