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@Brampersandon_: NURSE: do you have any allergies
ME: burnt bread
NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread?
ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant

NURSE: do you have any allergies
ME: burnt bread
NURSE: you’re allergic to burnt bread?
ME: yes I’m black toast intolerant

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