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@KeetPotato: nurse: "if youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half"
me: [visibly confused]
wife: "the grapes keith not the baby"

nurse: “if youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half”
me: [visibly confused]
wife: “the grapes keith not the baby”

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