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@MatCro: NURSE: She's in a coma. She's been on hungerstrike

[boyfriend walks in with just enough chips for himself]

PATIENT: *Opens one eye*

NURSE: She’s in a coma. She’s been on hungerstrike 

[boyfriend walks in with just enough chips for himself]

PATIENT: *Opens one eye*

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