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@mrtruthandsoul: Nurse: The doctor will be with you shortly...do you want me to close the door?
Me: Do you wanna watch?
Nurse: *closes door*

Nurse: The doctor will be with you shortly…do you want me to close the door?
Me: Do you wanna watch?
Nurse: *closes door*

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