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@Shock_Monster: Nurse: Your name, please?
Me: Dr. Feelgood.
Nurse: ...
Me: ...
Nurse: You're not a Dr. are you?
Me: No, I won't make you feel good, either.

Nurse: Your name, please?
Me: Dr. Feelgood.
Nurse: …
Me: …
Nurse: You’re not a Dr. are you?
Me: No, I won’t make you feel good, either.

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