@JasonLastname: Nutella. A delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas.
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@jerm1991: Astronaut: wtf is this NASA: it's space food A: I specifically asked for only Milky Way bars N: look we get it but- A: no no I'm coming down
@BookishBunny: At this point most of the hugs I'm involved in are just my kids using me as a napkin.
@TheCatWhisprer: *wife grabs my wrist as I go overboard* Her: You're... slipping... Me: Pretend I'm the covers. *she easily pulls me to safety with one arm*
@tartadepollo: I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home. She said yes, so I walked off with her cardboard box.