@TheThomason: Obama: "Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?" Drops mic, walks away.
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@brianbowman73: Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101
@AmberTozer: The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute
@MariyaAlexander: Why don't men ever think to do helpful catcalls like "YO SEXY THE SIDEWALK IS CLOSED AT THE END OF THIS BLOCK - CONSIDER REROUTING, MAMI!"