@ChaseMit: Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have "evolved." Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about.
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@LlamaInaTux: The Seven Deadly Sins: 1. Envy 2. Gluttony 3. Greed 4. Lust 5. Pride 6. Calling Lego 'Legos' 7. Wrath