@froghammer: Obamacare? More like "Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!" Honk if you want poor people to die
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@WilliamRodgers: Waitress: And what can I get for you, hon? Jesus: I'll have........ (snickering) a water
@Cptnrwrpnts: Did you hear that Tampax is replacing the string on tampons with a piece of tinsel? Just for the Christmas period.
@Jayson_Two_time: I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail.