@froghammer: Obamacare? More like "Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!" Honk if you want poor people to die
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@GingerAtLaw: If video games really made people violent, I would be jumping on every turtle I saw.
@ruinedpicnic: [catches spider in a glass] spider: omg are you going to drink me? me: oh no this is just to take you outside spider: me: spider: drink me
@RainbowJohnJ: *addresses the elephant in the room* *puts a stamp on the elephant in the room* "My pen pal is gonna love this."
@Mickey_McCauley: Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk.