@froghammer: Obamacare? More like "Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!" Honk if you want poor people to die
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@dafloydsta: BOSS: We need to look in the mirror and see where we can improve. ME: *to Gary, who I suspect is a vampire* Go ahead, Gary. You first.
@MarfSalvador: Wife: Will he still able to play the accordion? Doc: Ma'am, your husband has no brain function whatsoever Wife: So yes then
@brandynwiththey: I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off.
@WheelTod: I hate it when you're about to sacrifice a baby, and you notice one of the other satanists is wearing the same robes.