@fizzlestothetop: Obesity doesn't run in your family...No one runs in your family...
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@StrugglesBGbb: My mom told me today that she is surprised I don't have a cat. I told her I was surprised she has a husband.
@TheSweetestD_: The only difference between a psychiatrist and a drug dealer is that the drug dealer doesn't make you wait an hour.
@SingleVicky: I was really pissed at my boyfriend for not calling me all day. Then I remembered he's imaginary. So I'm good.