@bridger_w: Occasionally I like to stroll into a bank, pull a gun, shout "Everybody be cool!" and then hand out sunglasses and leather jackets.
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@1800Randy: My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.
@TheAlexNevil: The Mrs recognizes my "tell" when I've seen an attractive woman: my eyes pop 4 inches out of their sockets and I make a loud "A-OOGA" noise.
@JKNenagh: My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night
@just1fool: My dog wouldn't shut up so I told him I killed the mailman. He was jealous but proud of me.