@wolfpupy: occult darling Dracula needs to get a grip. having his own dirt shipped in to sleep on, what a piece of shit. me, i'll sleep on any dirt
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@Nikkeya08: We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face
@WilliamAder: Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, "I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."
@Contwixt: One thing I'm good at is making grocery lists.They are some great damn lists.They don't come to the store with me. But they are sweet lists.
@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.