@Dank_Pal: Ocean's Eleven? Ummmm I'm pretty sure it's a little older than that. Who is this idiot?
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@benicus_rex: Why is millennial humor so weird, why can't they do normal humor like about a coyote trying to use a rocket launcher to kill a bird
@therepoguy: If your wife says "take out the trash" do not reply with "you cooked it you take it out."
@moooooog35: Wife [walking into house]: Ummm.. Me: [recreating "You Better Shape Up Scene" from Grease with my dog dressed as Sandy]: You're home early.
@JediGigi: Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode.