@Reverend_Scott: October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them.
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@david8hughes: [first day in prison] Cellmate: that’s Flesh Eater Mike Me: why do they call him that? Cellmate, quietly as Flesh Eater Mike walks by with blood dripping down his chin: it’s short for Michael
@LostCatDog: Cop leans over body: Looks like *removes shades* cement poisoning Or a case *removes mustache* of gravity Or *removes teeth* aaah gaah bwaa