@cixelsidgod: Odd numbers bother me. Except 75. 75 you're ok.
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@XplodingUnicorn: My 1-year-old found a jar of Play-Doh. I figured she couldn't do any harm if she couldn't open it. She threw it at her sister's head.
@bromanconsul: congrats to those who made it onto my "Not A Lizard" spreadsheet in 2015. to the rest of u, better luck next year and/or die reptilian scum.
@GensPlace: She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her.