@neiltyson: Odd that the silent way to alert performers they should quickly end their act is a gesture to slice your own throat.
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@iAmDelFreaky: Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk.
@dannylonglegs99: "Bro, rumor has it ur dads emo now" "Emo? Nah yo, EMU" "Im confused.." *A massive bird moonwalks in w/ a #1 Dad shirt* "Hi confused, Im Dad"