@neiltyson: Odd that the silent way to alert performers they should quickly end their act is a gesture to slice your own throat.
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@GrandadJFreeman: There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people: "CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!" - In movies: "Lets go find him" -___-
@carlyken: Pony: "I love hay so much I-" Dad: "Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*
@juliussharpe: Management tip - only hire bald guys. They don't have anything going on besides work.