@dril: oerdering 40 plates of baby back ribs on a stolen credit card so that i can get enough wet naps to clean my entire body #JustGuyShit #normal
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@bingowings14: [first date] Her: I like my steak rare Him: *trying to impress* I'll order for both of us. 2 panda fillets please.
@KentTheG: I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time.
@eddiepepitone: I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.