@PharmerRPh: Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.
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@JohnHilsen: Of course climate change is man-made. It's all been meticulously orchestrated by the Titanic survivors, seeking revenge on that iceberg.
@UncleDuke1969: Wife: Whatcha got there? Me: Nothin’. Wife: Why are there crumbs on your face? *holds out hands* Me: I brought you a box of donut.