@WilliamAder: Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain.
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@Reverend_Scott: COP: Know why I stopped you? MAN IN A RESTAURANT EATING FRIED CHICKEN: Huh? COP: You're using a knife and fork. Step away from the chicken
@squirrel74wkgn: Doctor (listening to my heart): You really should stop smoking Me: I will one day Doctor: No...like now. You can’t smoke in here
@Midgetspar: My boss was all, "Do you know why I called you to the office, " and I was like, "I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."