@weinerdog4life: Of course bears shit in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.
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@Jeffro_: I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over.
@hazelmotes1: I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.
@KevinFarzad: Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola.