@weinerdog4life: Of course bears shit in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.
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@imence2: Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive.
@WilliamAder: I'm forbidding the twelve people who regularly star my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together.