@_sweet_ham: Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't.
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@preawsaurus: the racists in this town are so proud of their lack of pigmentation you'd think they had actually chose it themselves :)
@HavocMantis: *goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! "no one'll take you seriously-" *switches to double barrel finger guns* "do what he says"
@NoticablyBacon: Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single