@_sweet_ham: Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't.
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@DaHess1: "We heard reports that some guy saw a snowflake one time somewhere so we better cancel 5,000 flights." - Airlines
@equinelover137: A guy just commented on how classy I am So naturally I removed my finger from my nose so I could type, "Thank you!"
@cluedont: I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need.