@_sweet_ham: Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't.
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@patrickhogan91: *Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* "Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"
@caseytduncan: I always eat duck with a few slices of cheap bread, because I know they would've enjoyed it.