@useful_wagon: Of course I swallow it's a basic function of eating. What kind of job interview is this anyway and why are there multiple cameras
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@rationalists: The term "mentally ill" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs.
@TheHyyyype: [watching friend input his password on a website] ME: dude, your password is just 10 asterisks? not very secure
@truegritrumble: HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating. ME: *just freaking out* That's bravery moisture.