@1MeLrO: Of course I touch myself when I think about you
It's called a face palm
@AsgardianRose: "This is mine", he growled passionately into her ear. "Are we clear?"
Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn't try to eat his nachos again.
@Loli_Sug: When I'm horny, I stroll into rooms on all fours, with my ass shaking up in the air, meowing incessantly until someone throws a shoe at me.
@hippieswordfish: In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man
@bobvulfov: [first day as a mechanic]
ME: i would say this car is haunted
@Social_Mime: Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.