@krisv_723: Of course I work out. I do burpees after drinking pop. I do lunges to grab the last slice of pizza & squats if I drop it.
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@KenJennings: just said "Deep Homo" by accident instead of "Home Depot" & am tryingnto laugh it off oops they're watching me tweet now gotta go
@EdgarAllanLo: I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks.
@Marcmywords2: Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money.
@onion_an: Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't