@ShutUpAndrosky: of COURSE it was RIGHT IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME
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@Brianhopecomedy: A person followed me and then unfollowed me within 3 minutes. How can they judge me after only seeing 47 tweets?
@DurtMcHurtt: [kung fu fight] "Your tiger claw is no match for my crane." *starts lifting heavy building materials*
@jergarl: In my defense, my response to her inquiry as to how my day was going was "I'm less stabby than normal" not "Please tell me about your cat."
@TheHyyyype: ME: mom we're out of eggs again! MOM: it's ok, there's cereal [later] ME: *throwing cheerios at the mean neighbor's house* this sucks