@Reverend_Scott: Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza.
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@eliyudin: I spent so much time bowling as a kid that the first time I fingered a girl I accidentally threw her down the hallway
@heyevergreen: [showing colleague a pic on phone] "NO! Don't scroll left!" My face falls as he sees my erotic photo collection of donuts on plates.