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@mattchew81: Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
@rantingmd: googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen
@Quartzjixler: Net flips and krill?
- killer whale text
@mishakey: I don't come into YOUR bathroom and tell YOU how to tweet.
@KalvinMacleod: My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
@Yankeegiant72: After I dislodged my head from the drywall, I had 2 thoughts:
1) Wow, this new Metallica song is really good and
2) I may need new drywall