@Vodkantots: Of course this is my real personality. Who the hell would fake THIS?
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@Phook75: "Nobody wants to hear about pooping" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: Excited for the dance? 13yo: No, because you and mom will be there. Me: But I've been workin on my twerkin! 13yo: I need new parents.
@thatstings: Since twitter, I don't go from home to car to work to car to home I go from charger to charger to charger to charger to charger