@Jenny4ashley: Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: The moral of Snow White is if a woman poisons you because you're prettier than her, find some men to chase her off a cliff while you sleep.
@TheMichaelRock: If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
@SondraDeeMe: [home] FRIEND: How'd family dinner go? ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
@matt_simpson84: The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s.