@JeremyInKC: Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
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@Rollinintheseat: I wish job sites ranked jobs by the level of human interaction you will have to deal with on a daily basis.
@MsFoxIfUrNasty: I'm not getting enough attention when I go out so I'm gonna wear a tight spandex suit w/ my underpants on the outside. --Superman, probably
@SortaBad: Avocado Toast was invented by the Deep State as a way to suppress the economic advancement of millennials
@HlaoRoo: NRA member: I've got guns. I'm in charge. Me: That's nice. I've got bubonic plague - "cough, cough" - now you do, too. I win.