@mofrorock: "Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder" - alcohol
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@Momfia: Remember ladies: when a guy says "I'm listening" what he means is "I bet if Godzilla had machine guns for arms he'd of been unstoppable".
@dshack8: I live by 2 simple rules: 1. Don't treat people like shit. 2. If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate.
@bIessbaby: over 7 billion people in this world and u think I'm gonna chase someone who doesn't even want me? hahaha that's exactly what I'm gonna do