@mofrorock: "Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder" - alcohol
@stephenjmolloy: Magician: "Think of a number."
Magician: "Are you thinking of a number?"
*the crowd goes wild with applause*
@ruslg1: My one night stand is pissed because I broke the other one.
@Malowbar: This was the Moment when twitter decided to double the Size of its Application.
@ClearlyUnwell: If you really love someone never let them out your basement.
@LikChan: I’m laughing way harder than I should for this image.