@MrSandeepP: *offers Batman cough drops*
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@KKAlThani: My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said "You'll be okay, stop syncing about it". We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together.
@TheCiscoKidder: I have no problem feeding my kid something that fell on the floor, so I get it, restaurant employees.