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@RedBeard3000: Officer: have you been drinking?
Me: no sir
0: you were swerving
M: Twitter
O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle
M: yes, I was drinking

Officer: have you been drinking?
Me: no sir
0: you were swerving
M: Twitter
O: oh, I’m on Twitter what’s your handle
M: yes, I was drinking

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