@ReAnim8ed_: Officer, if I can't stand in the shoulder of the road, screaming and crying, then maybe they shouldn't call it the breakdown lane.
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@OrignalceQueen: When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: .........
@TheHyyyype: [after the thousandth time making a mess while cooking eggs] ME: there's gotta be a better way! WIFE: *hands me a pan* stop using the toaster dumbass
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Pro: Learning another language increases your ability to communicate with more people. Con: Learning another language increases your ability to communicate with more people.
@JohnMayer: Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?