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@blade_funner: Officer: I'll need to see a photo ID.

Me: (pulling out a selfie at an R.E.M. concert) That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight.

Officer: I’ll need to see a photo ID.

Me: (pulling out a selfie at an R.E.M. concert) That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight.

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