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@MattMcGruff: Officer- I'm giving you a ticket for your speed

Me- That's heroin

Officer-...

Me- Want some?

Officer-...

Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs

Officer- I’m giving you a ticket for your speed 

Me- That’s heroin 

Officer-… 

Me- Want some? 

Officer-… 

Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs

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