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@Breadery: Officer: Sir, we have reports you've trained this bird to injure passersby.
Me: Ridiculous!
O: The pet's name?
M: Paul the Attack Canary.

Officer: Sir, we have reports you’ve trained this bird to injure passersby.
Me: Ridiculous!  
O: The pet’s name? 
M: Paul the Attack Canary.

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