@PaulyPeligroso: Oh, a BEAR hug. *starts putting clothes back on*
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@XplodingUnicorn: Nice try, coworker who offered me coffee. The last thing I want to do at work is be awake.
@karencheee: Marrying my gay friend bc it's important for couples to have common interests and we are both interested in men!
@MarisaLange: If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.