@PaulyPeligroso: Oh, a BEAR hug. *starts putting clothes back on*
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@thenoahkinsey: As long as the stupid phrase "interracial relationship" exists, I'm going to refer to same race ones as a "color-coordinated relationship."
@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
@philyuck: Hi I'm here for my vasectomy. "Would you like that toasted?" What? "Haha whoops sorry, just came from my other job. Ok let's do this."
@causticbob: I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again.