@HeyJennyConway: Oh baby, were not going to need a 'do not disturb' sign. We're going to need a 'please don't call the police were fine' sign.
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@JasonLastname: Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail.
@sixfootcandy: Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
@lawblob: video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.