@djdarrellripley: Oh, calm down... One Cobra bite and you're falling to pieces!
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@threeinchgiant: If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed.
@dave_cactus: [first date with a skeleton] ME: So um... have you always been a skeleton? HER: No, in high school I was a- ME: Wait, no- HER: Skeleteen.
@donni: CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly