@Pundamentalism: "Plagiarism Squad reporting for duty." / "Copy that."

@SteveSuckington: [comes home from store] Wife: [shaking her head] Let me guess... earmuffs were on sale? Me: [wearing 17 pairs of earmuffs] WHAT?

@FaisalAdam_: In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking "how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."

@SortaBad: There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers.

@NYC_Blonde: Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL